Decided today that it was time to start reading something new. In a nod to my up-coming summer backpacking adventures, I opted to read a book I'd bought from a thrift store forever and a day ago and never opened: Max Lucado's Travelling Light. Essentially, the book uses 18 chapters to extrapolate the meaning of Psalm 23, specifically focusing on trusting God enough to leave various forms of spiritual and emotional baggage behind. Generally speaking, I frown on books that insist on analyzing a small piece of writing to death, and I may yet develop a very deeply furrowed brow by the time I finish this book, but in the meantime I found a quotation worth quotationing:
"Let's evaluate this. You can't control your moods. A few of your relationships are shakey. You have fears and faults. Hmmm. Do you really want to hang on to your chest of self-reliance? Sounds to me as if you could use a shepherd. Otherwise, you might end up with a Twenty-third psalm like this:
'I am my own shepherd. I am always in need.
I stumble from mall to mall and shrink to shrink, seeking relief but never finding it.
I creep through the valley of the shadow of death and fall apart.
I fear everything from pesticides to powerlines, and I'm starting to act like my mother.
I go down to the weekly staff meeting and am surrounded by enemies.
I go home, and even my goldfish scowls at me.
I anoint my headache with extra-strength Tylenol.
My Jack Daniel's runneth over.
Surely misery and misfortune will follow me,
and I will live in self-doubt for the rest of my lonely life.'"
-pp.24-25.
When I finished snickering at the phrase, "My Jack Daniel's runneth over," I came to reflect that the latter statement, "and I will live in self-doubt for the rest of my lonely life" did in fact strike a chord with me. A few years ago I took a narrative psychology class and ended up having to interview myself for my final project. Among other difficult questions, I asked myself what my greatest fears for my future self were. My answer was that (1) I wouldn't ever go on to become a psychologist, that I wouldn't have the courage to finish what I started; and (2) that I would become an old maid, effectively living out the role of Katherine Heigl in 27 Dresses.
Thankfully, God has rescued me from the latter dread; however...Self-doubt...it plagues me. I know I should be working on re-applying for grad studies, but I keep avoiding it. Dan recently called me on my procrastination when we went out for a late night snack together. I confessed that the biggest hurdle for me is a fear of what other people think of me. I'm so desperate to be found smart and interesting and promising that I can't make up my mind about what a "good-sounding" thesis proposal would be and therefore keep avoiding the most crucial part of grad study application: contacting the professors involved. It's not the first time I've found myself in this sort of pitifully wimpy position. My undergrad supervising professor rejected my first undergrad thesis proposal. Not because it wasn't any good, but because she knew it wasn't mine. I was trying so hard to make my thesis look like her own research that I had lost my own ideas and interests. She made me start over from scratch.
Now I need the do the same thing, and the thought makes me so tired. And certainly a large part of that comes from trying too hard to rely on myself to be perfect and self-sufficient, rather than allowing and trusting God to make the way for me that He chooses.
Saying that aloud feels like deja vu. That's rather discouraging. I don't want to learn the same lessons over and over again. "Layers: onions have layers; ogres have layers" (Shrek in Shrek). Oh shut up and stop quoting my own encouragements to other people back at me, God. Did I just tell God to shut up? Hmmm. Apparently I actually do need to read Max Lucado's book about the importance of letting go of self-reliance/rebellion from God...
Saturday, May 18, 2013
Wednesday, May 15, 2013
Mother Dear
Dear Mom,
I told myself that this year I would not mope on Mother's Day; that I would instead find ways to appreciate other mothers around me and celebrate their existance. I represented the family at the MAMA ceremony (thank you God that you gave me something humourous to say so I didn't put us all to shame with an ironically dull speech about our creative and funny mother). I sent Mother's Day cards out to Val, Sherry, Sindy Jeske, Grandma Archer, Grandma Wilson, and Debbie (Dan's mom). I took in 4 months' worth of fermented crab apple-encrusted bottle recycling to contribute money towards the car seat fund our church is unofficially starting. I baked gluten-free brownies for Sherry and Debbie with Jordan (not that either Sherry or Debbie is gluten intolerant, but whatever). Dan and I spent hours together choosing songs to burn onto a c-d for his mom to enjoy with her new cochlear implant. Working on the c-d cover art took me hours, but it was fun to do something artsy again. And Dan burned me a copy of the c-d, too, because it's awesome (and so is he).
All in all, I was doing pretty good with my positivity goals until Melanie came to visit a couple days before Mother's Day. Mel felt pretty down about the looming date. The moment she voiced the words, "Faye, I really miss mom," I felt grief quietly smack me again. Then at church on Mother's Day people kept coming over to see me and tell me they knew it must be a hard day for me, and they loved my mom, and they missed their own moms, too. It's strange how sometimes the empathy of others can allow you to feel more sadness than you would have on your own.
Nevertheless, it turned out to be a pretty good day. Immediately after the church service I mostly slept through, Dan and I went over to his parents' house and the afternoon ended up cruising by as I sat in the easy-going and chatty company of Debbie and Dan's aunt Elke. Mel texted me to say that she'd found one of your old journals and I should read it sometime. So on our way home from Dan's parents' house, we stopped at my dad's house to see if Melanie was home and thus if I could borrow the newly found journal. The answer to both was yes, so we stayed and chatted with Melanie for a while, then I took the journal and we went home.
I didn't have the courage to read the journal until tonight. As Melanie told me, in this journal, like most of your journals, you didn't use much of the book before you either lost it or ran out of time/motivation to write in it. Your writings are sporadic, and mainly focus on prayers for people you know, or recording family events. I think this was my favourite page:
"Monday August 4, 1997
Took all of the morning and a good part of the afternoon to load the trailer. Made quick stops at Sunridge Mall and Mike and Shelley's (needed to drop off Mike's sander). At the latter, while chatting with Shelley, Chasey came running that Adam was getting bitten by ants. We could hear him screaming and he was almost completely covered in them. But we think the screams were from Ben trying to wack them off of him with a hockey stick.
Poor Adam."
I have absolutely no memory of that event, but I laughed until I cried.
I love you, Mom.
See you later,
Faye.
P.S. Thank you for being the kind of mom who used her relaxation time around the summer camp fire to darn my socks.
I told myself that this year I would not mope on Mother's Day; that I would instead find ways to appreciate other mothers around me and celebrate their existance. I represented the family at the MAMA ceremony (thank you God that you gave me something humourous to say so I didn't put us all to shame with an ironically dull speech about our creative and funny mother). I sent Mother's Day cards out to Val, Sherry, Sindy Jeske, Grandma Archer, Grandma Wilson, and Debbie (Dan's mom). I took in 4 months' worth of fermented crab apple-encrusted bottle recycling to contribute money towards the car seat fund our church is unofficially starting. I baked gluten-free brownies for Sherry and Debbie with Jordan (not that either Sherry or Debbie is gluten intolerant, but whatever). Dan and I spent hours together choosing songs to burn onto a c-d for his mom to enjoy with her new cochlear implant. Working on the c-d cover art took me hours, but it was fun to do something artsy again. And Dan burned me a copy of the c-d, too, because it's awesome (and so is he).
All in all, I was doing pretty good with my positivity goals until Melanie came to visit a couple days before Mother's Day. Mel felt pretty down about the looming date. The moment she voiced the words, "Faye, I really miss mom," I felt grief quietly smack me again. Then at church on Mother's Day people kept coming over to see me and tell me they knew it must be a hard day for me, and they loved my mom, and they missed their own moms, too. It's strange how sometimes the empathy of others can allow you to feel more sadness than you would have on your own.
Nevertheless, it turned out to be a pretty good day. Immediately after the church service I mostly slept through, Dan and I went over to his parents' house and the afternoon ended up cruising by as I sat in the easy-going and chatty company of Debbie and Dan's aunt Elke. Mel texted me to say that she'd found one of your old journals and I should read it sometime. So on our way home from Dan's parents' house, we stopped at my dad's house to see if Melanie was home and thus if I could borrow the newly found journal. The answer to both was yes, so we stayed and chatted with Melanie for a while, then I took the journal and we went home.
I didn't have the courage to read the journal until tonight. As Melanie told me, in this journal, like most of your journals, you didn't use much of the book before you either lost it or ran out of time/motivation to write in it. Your writings are sporadic, and mainly focus on prayers for people you know, or recording family events. I think this was my favourite page:
"Monday August 4, 1997
Took all of the morning and a good part of the afternoon to load the trailer. Made quick stops at Sunridge Mall and Mike and Shelley's (needed to drop off Mike's sander). At the latter, while chatting with Shelley, Chasey came running that Adam was getting bitten by ants. We could hear him screaming and he was almost completely covered in them. But we think the screams were from Ben trying to wack them off of him with a hockey stick.
Poor Adam."
I have absolutely no memory of that event, but I laughed until I cried.
I love you, Mom.
See you later,
Faye.
P.S. Thank you for being the kind of mom who used her relaxation time around the summer camp fire to darn my socks.
Sunday, April 28, 2013
Remembering Beauty in 2012: Yoho National Park
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| Takakkaw Falls, Yoho National Park (ground level view) |
Yoho National Park, the Iceline Trail. Completed in September, this was our last back-packing trip of the season, and most definitely the coldest. Despite mainly freezing my nibs off nearly every night, I loved this trail. Every section was completely different from the last. Also, we had learned how to pack lighter food by this point in the season, so we could enjoy the views more and experince less backpack- straps-cutting-through-our-collarbones pain.
That's right, ladies and gentlemen: Daniel cooks, bless him, even when it's finger-numbingly cold in the morning.
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| And here is Takakkaw Falls again, this time at eye level. |
Day 2: we reached the end of the tree line. Welcome to the scrub brush growing part of the mountains.
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| And then we went above the scrub line, to the glacier and these giant rock steppes. |
I literally had to crawl up the last 14 meters to get to this level because I was sure I was going to fall backwards and die on a set of carved stairs that I kid you not looked like the ones in the Lord of the Rings that Gollum leads Frodo and Sam up to get through Mordor. Nevertheless; I survived, and what a fabulous view! (the mountains are nice, too).
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| It's a game: where in this photo is Faye? Or Daniel. Whoever that is. |
This is a petrified tree. No, it didn't get scared of the heights, too. It got buried in something, and then eventually turned into rock after years of pressure.
This was some sort of organic lifeform surviving in ridiculously cold glacier water at the top of the mountain. If you want a more specific definition, you'll have to ask someone else.
Looking back at where we'd been only a day earlier.
Close-up of tree sap on a pine tree.
Hiking out on Day 4. There were some very vibrant red plants that grew on the ground on the trail that led us out.
I hate saying good-bye to the summer, because depression is so much harder to fend off in the winter without the sun, but it was a beautiful fall. And this photo is of Daniel, who did not fall, despite being dressed to match it, and is also beautiful to look at.
Remembering Beauty in 2012: Berg Lake Trail
Dan and I did a few backcountry backpacking trips in the Rockies last summer. These are some of my favourite pictures from our trip to Mount Robson National Park to do the Berg Lake trail.
The vegetation in this park, particularly at the base of the mountain, was ridiculously large. This is Dan's hand, in comparison to the size of a ground cover plant leaf.
Dan versus the vegetation. Yes, yes that is some sort of rhubarb type plant that is taller than Dan. And yes, Dan is carrying a backpack that probably weighs as much as him. Our packs were so heavy on this trip that we had to help each other lift them onto our backs. One of the most ironic aspects of backcountry camping is that your burdens are always the heaviest for the most difficult part of the journey- when you're going uphill. Admittedly, we also packed waaaay too much heavy wet food for this trip (this was before we figured out how to make good use of dehydrators), but what a delicious trip it was...
Pretty as this waterfall is, the most amazing thing about it is how long it is. The Berg Lake trail follows this rush of water in its alternating rivers and falls for over 5 kilometers. This is maybe the bottom 15th of the falls. It originates from Berg Lake, which is about 2 kilometers up Mount Robson's total 4 kilometer height.
After our climb-800-meters-in-one- day Day, we did this really pleasant level day hike from our camp site to Berg Lake which crossed through this long flood plain.
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| Mount Robson and the glacier that feeds Berg Lake. |
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| A zoom in of the glacier. Yeah, it's pretty cool. |
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| Some mini bergs in Berg Lake |
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| My feet after dipping them in the lake |
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| Remember I said the falls are really long? This is the beginning of them (Emporer Falls). |
Eventually we had to go home again (sigh).
These are mountain sheep we encountered around a sudden bend in the road and the reason why you shouldn't speed too much while driving through the mountains.
All the Little Whispering Ghosts
As you may or may not know, Dan and I both applied to 3 schools to start our Master's studies in psychology this September. While we waited to hear whether or not any of them would take us, we put our future lives on hold; drifting along, continuing to work, but not committing ourselves to any further responsibilities or plans. Nolan used to have some sort of war-strategy video game where when you pressed the "pause" button, a flashing sign would come up stating, "Reality Check: Press Start." The video-game designers were not wrong in their philosophy- wars, and life in general, will not stop just because you need or want a break. Most of the time, anyways.
Thanks to the thrift-awareness of my friend Jen, Dan and I learned about a year ago that you can use Airmiles points to pay for hotel stays. It's a pain to arrange, but makes mini "luxury" travels much more affordable. We recently used some of our points to stay an extra night at a hotel in Canmore where we were staying for a foster parent event. (No, we haven't taken up foster parenting at this point in our lives, thank you for checking.) Rather, the agency my parents used to foster with gives out an award in my mom's name each year (called the Marilyn Archer Memorial Award, MAMA for short) to a current foster parent who displays perseverance, creativity, and a sense of humour in their parenting, and this year I was the family member presenting the award. Anyways, while we were in Canmore, we heard that the Canmore public library was having a used book sale. Being suckers for cheap deals and the written word, we went in search of said sale. We did find it, but before the library, we discovered an art show being put on by the Canmore Art Guild. Being suckers for beauty and things that involve the word "guild", we went in. We looked around a long time. Each piece was quite different, and had an attached note from the artist explaining the inspiration for the piece and its materials. Some members of the guild were sitting at a table, and warmly invited questions if we had any. They also expressed love for my abominable snow-monster touque, and who wouldn't? I must have been dressed funny, or we stayed longer than their average vistors or something, because one of the guild members eventually came to stand by me and said, "You must be an artist." I smiled politely and told her I wasn't really; I hadn't created anything in years, though I'd attended an art school when I was a kid. I hate to take credit for being more than what I am. My sister Melanie is an artist- she works on her craft 14 hours a day. I've been "working" on the same mural on my wall since before I got married 3 years ago and there's barely 4 cartoon animals added per year, on average. But as we left the gallery, I had the strangest sensation of being Peter, denying Christ the second time.
The second time? Jesus, when was the first? Oh, silver stormtrooper head necklaces, riiiiight. Earlier in the month, Dan and I visited ACAD for their metal and jewelry show and sale, called Hephaestus. I was excited to be the kind of pop children's literature reading nerd that understood the reference to the Roman god of metal working, and I brought $$ along to buy stuff and support starving students. Apparently they hadn't had too many visitors, and I was one of 5 people who had bought anything the entire weekend of the show and sale, so many of the artists presenting their work were eager to find out how I had heard about the event, and seemed to be under the impression I must be an artist as well. Then, as with the Canmore Artist Guild, I responded that I wasn't an artist, and I had heard of Hephaestus from my little sister, Melanie, who was a student there. Melanie they knew. One of the students helpfully informed me that Melanie was in the school that day, "She's on the third floor, working. You could go see her if you like...oh wait, you're not a student, you don't have a key card to get up there. Sorry, never mind." I left feeling just a little bit sad. ACAD wasn't really a part of my world- I was just a visitor, looking in from the outside, with no key to enter deeper realms.
Denial thrice: aaaaand check [mate]. Last night I went out to a Karla Adolphe house concert I'd been invited to over facebook via a former house-mate (who is now living in a smaller house with 9 new house-mates, the brave hippie soul). I love house concerts. They're intimate and relaxed, allow the musician(s) to interact with their audience like a large boisterous family at dinner, but don't deafen and crush you the way that "pro" concerts do. And I would go to a Karla Adolphe house concert even if her music was wretched (happily, it's fabulous)- she's so delightfully human and humane, stretching herself out to engage her audience with personal stories, awful jokes, humour-filled self deprecation, and pursuasive encouragements to sing along. Toward the end of her show, Karla invited anyone with an artistic bent to stay in touch by adding their name to her email list, adding a star to let her know they were interested in talking with her more personally about art and spirituality and community. I wanted to add my name, and a star. But at the end of the night, I left without leaving either. I don't want to be a burden. Why should I take up space in their busy lives when I have no art to speak of and already struggle to maintain the relationships I have? And yet. And yet listening to her music reminded me why I had ultimately asked God to have U Vic reject me: because I need to learn how to be a psychologist from someone who can also teach me how to use art to communicate beyond words and logic.
Reality Check: Press Start. The morning I asked God to take the decision of whether to accept U Vic or not away from me, was the morning that U Vic sent me an email telling me they had declined my application because they didn't have a professor for me. So. So now what? Apply to more schools for acceptance in 2014, yes. But what do I want to study? And what will I commit myself to in the meantime so I will be ready? I'm not sure. But it seems suspicious that my place of employment recently informed me that my entire job and it's unpredictable hours may change by June, and that 3 of my closest friends from Milton Williams Creative Arts School have all recently reappeared in my life. Hmmm. Art class?
Thanks to the thrift-awareness of my friend Jen, Dan and I learned about a year ago that you can use Airmiles points to pay for hotel stays. It's a pain to arrange, but makes mini "luxury" travels much more affordable. We recently used some of our points to stay an extra night at a hotel in Canmore where we were staying for a foster parent event. (No, we haven't taken up foster parenting at this point in our lives, thank you for checking.) Rather, the agency my parents used to foster with gives out an award in my mom's name each year (called the Marilyn Archer Memorial Award, MAMA for short) to a current foster parent who displays perseverance, creativity, and a sense of humour in their parenting, and this year I was the family member presenting the award. Anyways, while we were in Canmore, we heard that the Canmore public library was having a used book sale. Being suckers for cheap deals and the written word, we went in search of said sale. We did find it, but before the library, we discovered an art show being put on by the Canmore Art Guild. Being suckers for beauty and things that involve the word "guild", we went in. We looked around a long time. Each piece was quite different, and had an attached note from the artist explaining the inspiration for the piece and its materials. Some members of the guild were sitting at a table, and warmly invited questions if we had any. They also expressed love for my abominable snow-monster touque, and who wouldn't? I must have been dressed funny, or we stayed longer than their average vistors or something, because one of the guild members eventually came to stand by me and said, "You must be an artist." I smiled politely and told her I wasn't really; I hadn't created anything in years, though I'd attended an art school when I was a kid. I hate to take credit for being more than what I am. My sister Melanie is an artist- she works on her craft 14 hours a day. I've been "working" on the same mural on my wall since before I got married 3 years ago and there's barely 4 cartoon animals added per year, on average. But as we left the gallery, I had the strangest sensation of being Peter, denying Christ the second time.
The second time? Jesus, when was the first? Oh, silver stormtrooper head necklaces, riiiiight. Earlier in the month, Dan and I visited ACAD for their metal and jewelry show and sale, called Hephaestus. I was excited to be the kind of pop children's literature reading nerd that understood the reference to the Roman god of metal working, and I brought $$ along to buy stuff and support starving students. Apparently they hadn't had too many visitors, and I was one of 5 people who had bought anything the entire weekend of the show and sale, so many of the artists presenting their work were eager to find out how I had heard about the event, and seemed to be under the impression I must be an artist as well. Then, as with the Canmore Artist Guild, I responded that I wasn't an artist, and I had heard of Hephaestus from my little sister, Melanie, who was a student there. Melanie they knew. One of the students helpfully informed me that Melanie was in the school that day, "She's on the third floor, working. You could go see her if you like...oh wait, you're not a student, you don't have a key card to get up there. Sorry, never mind." I left feeling just a little bit sad. ACAD wasn't really a part of my world- I was just a visitor, looking in from the outside, with no key to enter deeper realms.
Denial thrice: aaaaand check [mate]. Last night I went out to a Karla Adolphe house concert I'd been invited to over facebook via a former house-mate (who is now living in a smaller house with 9 new house-mates, the brave hippie soul). I love house concerts. They're intimate and relaxed, allow the musician(s) to interact with their audience like a large boisterous family at dinner, but don't deafen and crush you the way that "pro" concerts do. And I would go to a Karla Adolphe house concert even if her music was wretched (happily, it's fabulous)- she's so delightfully human and humane, stretching herself out to engage her audience with personal stories, awful jokes, humour-filled self deprecation, and pursuasive encouragements to sing along. Toward the end of her show, Karla invited anyone with an artistic bent to stay in touch by adding their name to her email list, adding a star to let her know they were interested in talking with her more personally about art and spirituality and community. I wanted to add my name, and a star. But at the end of the night, I left without leaving either. I don't want to be a burden. Why should I take up space in their busy lives when I have no art to speak of and already struggle to maintain the relationships I have? And yet. And yet listening to her music reminded me why I had ultimately asked God to have U Vic reject me: because I need to learn how to be a psychologist from someone who can also teach me how to use art to communicate beyond words and logic.
Reality Check: Press Start. The morning I asked God to take the decision of whether to accept U Vic or not away from me, was the morning that U Vic sent me an email telling me they had declined my application because they didn't have a professor for me. So. So now what? Apply to more schools for acceptance in 2014, yes. But what do I want to study? And what will I commit myself to in the meantime so I will be ready? I'm not sure. But it seems suspicious that my place of employment recently informed me that my entire job and it's unpredictable hours may change by June, and that 3 of my closest friends from Milton Williams Creative Arts School have all recently reappeared in my life. Hmmm. Art class?
Monday, January 21, 2013
Western Blessings
In honour of my dad, whose birthday is fast approaching, I am posting the lyrics of a song I heard on cbc radio while driving home that made me laugh until I cried. May I present to you: Cows Around, by Corb Lund, on his album, Cabin Fever.
Chorus:
Well everything is better with some cows around
Livin' in town sometimes brings me down
Let me bestow this western blessing, share what I have found
May you always have cows around
First verse:
What else you gonna spend that extra money on?
What else is gonna get you up hours before dawn?
What else is gonna keep toiling on and on and on?
May you always have cows around
C’mon you know that you got too much time on your hands
Not merely enough complication in your plans
You need to invite all the frustration that you can
Chorus:
May you always have cows around
Everything is better with some cows around
Livin' in town sometimes brings me down
Let me bestow this western blessing, leave you saddle bound
May you always have cow around
Second verse:
What else can make the bishop swear like a sailor might?
What else can cause such tension between a man and his wife?
What else could ever bring all these enhancements to your life?
May you always have cows around
What else is gonna get out when ya don’t close the gate?
What else’ll make ya prematurely show your age?
What else’ll take a run at you in a fit of bovine rage?
Chorus:
May you always have cows around
Well everything is better with some cows around
Livin' in town sometimes brings me down
And although this western blessing leaves you cattle bound
May you always have cows around
Third verse:
What kinda cows, Corb?
Well there’s Hereford, Highland, Simmental, Welsh Black and Maine-Anjou,
Chianina, Limousine, Shorthorn, Charolais, Watusi too,
Texas Long Horn, Kuri, any Roan, Ankole, Galloway,
Red Angus, Brahma, Brangus, Jersey, Guernsey, Holstein, Hey!
Well ya mighta had to let 'em dig for oil and gas
Ya mighta had to turn the place to an exotic game ranch
Ya mighta had to do all things to raise the cash
So you’d always have cows around
How else ya gonna lose it all like daddy did?
What else will make sure you leave nothing for your kids?
It’s too late now you know it is, you might as well admit
That you’d a barely floatin', sentimental, masochisticness
And that despite all the statistics and the advice that you get
You will always have cows around
Chorus:
Ya everything is better with some cows around
Livin' in town sometimes brings me down
Well you won’t know what you’re missing till ya hear that sound
May you always have cows around
May you always have cows around
Mooo moo
Chorus:
Well everything is better with some cows around
Livin' in town sometimes brings me down
Let me bestow this western blessing, share what I have found
May you always have cows around
First verse:
What else you gonna spend that extra money on?
What else is gonna get you up hours before dawn?
What else is gonna keep toiling on and on and on?
May you always have cows around
C’mon you know that you got too much time on your hands
Not merely enough complication in your plans
You need to invite all the frustration that you can
Chorus:
May you always have cows around
Everything is better with some cows around
Livin' in town sometimes brings me down
Let me bestow this western blessing, leave you saddle bound
May you always have cow around
Second verse:
What else can make the bishop swear like a sailor might?
What else can cause such tension between a man and his wife?
What else could ever bring all these enhancements to your life?
May you always have cows around
What else is gonna get out when ya don’t close the gate?
What else’ll make ya prematurely show your age?
What else’ll take a run at you in a fit of bovine rage?
Chorus:
May you always have cows around
Well everything is better with some cows around
Livin' in town sometimes brings me down
And although this western blessing leaves you cattle bound
May you always have cows around
Third verse:
What kinda cows, Corb?
Well there’s Hereford, Highland, Simmental, Welsh Black and Maine-Anjou,
Chianina, Limousine, Shorthorn, Charolais, Watusi too,
Texas Long Horn, Kuri, any Roan, Ankole, Galloway,
Red Angus, Brahma, Brangus, Jersey, Guernsey, Holstein, Hey!
Well ya mighta had to let 'em dig for oil and gas
Ya mighta had to turn the place to an exotic game ranch
Ya mighta had to do all things to raise the cash
So you’d always have cows around
How else ya gonna lose it all like daddy did?
What else will make sure you leave nothing for your kids?
It’s too late now you know it is, you might as well admit
That you’d a barely floatin', sentimental, masochisticness
And that despite all the statistics and the advice that you get
You will always have cows around
Chorus:
Ya everything is better with some cows around
Livin' in town sometimes brings me down
Well you won’t know what you’re missing till ya hear that sound
May you always have cows around
May you always have cows around
Mooo moo
Sunday, January 20, 2013
On Snapping Turtles
"Look Ray," Fraser gestured out the open plane door as they flew over the frozen Canadian ice fields, "turtles."
"Turtles?! What...Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa."
-Due South, final episode, sooooo awesome.
Actually, I don't know anything about snapping turtles, so maybe it's a bit presumptuous to write a blog post where I talk about feeling like one, but I'm going to use my imagination and make an attempt anyway.
My not-so-imaginative assumption about turtles in general is that they are prone to withdrawing their head and limbs into the safety of their shell if they are feeling threatened. Um, yeah, that's pretty much been my self portrait since at least the beginning of the fall. I am retreating. Mostly into myself.
My not-so-imaginative assumption about snapping turtles is that they're ornery and will snap at potential threats to discourage predation or attempted stealing of the turtle's resources. Hmmm, have I been reactive lately? The best person to ask is usually Daniel, but he's at work so I'm just going to give you some snap-shots from the last few weeks and you can judge for yourselves.
Christmas Day Dinner with My Sibs:
I have the year's meanest cold, and so does pretty much everyone else. Incredibly, my youngest foster sister, Samantha, actually came to dinner with her boyfriend. Samantha is a human lynx- super quiet, shy, graceful, and nearly impossible to find. Thus, when I ended up seated beside her for supper, I was trying really hard to come up with topics we could chat about that would help her feel welcome and at ease. We ended up on the topic of furbies. I've only ever seen a furbie once, so to keep the conversation going I was trying to relate an amusing 2nd hand story of furbie destruction. "Faye," my sister Melanie complains loudly from across the room, "you're doing a terrible job of telling that story. Please stop." Melanie does not bother offering an alternative, more entertaining version of the story; rather, disaster averted, she returns to her nap. Thank you, Melanie, for that constructive feed-back.
Pre New Years Eve Dinner with a Few of My Sibs:
I still have the year's meanest cold, and so does pretty much everyone else. I am physically exhausted and really just want to be at home snuggled in cosy blankets and watching some sort of happy-endinged children's movie, but Val and Dwayne will only be here for a short time so Dan and I accepted Val's dinner invite and I am doing my best to be sociable. I am in the midst of telling a story when Melanie interrupts, "Faye, you are making that the most boring story ever." Looking back, I can't even remember what the story was about so she was probably right, but at the time my pride was stinging so I threw a spoonful of potatoes at Melanie's face. They make a very satisfying "splat" when they hit her cheek. Nevertheless, I feel myself melting inwards a bit more. I'm quiet for the rest of the night.
New Year's Eve Day, at work:
Work is dead. We're fully staffed and maybe getting a call an hour. The calls we're getting could be answered by a trained monkey: "Excuse me, what is the number for the Mustard Seed?" All around me, my co-workers are exchanging stories about their Christmas experiences, future or current academic aspirations, travel plans, and favourite you-tube videos and pintrist items. I am reading a book. I read for 8 hours, then go home and have a nice dinner with Daniel, watch a comedy, and try to extinguish underlying feelings of guilt about enjoying myself while Sijie continues to sleep in her guest room 23 hours a day trying to fight off migraines and discouragement about still being stranded in our house.
Last Sunday afternoon:
I pull my car up to the curb in front of the church I attend. I wait impatiently for Daniel and our friend Lynn to get out of the church and get in the car so we can hopefully get back to our house to serve lunch to our guests before all said guests get there before us. Lynn just can't be rushed. She has her own sense of time and that sense doesn't seem to notice that she's the last person in the church, still talking to the Young Adult pastor, who is hoping to lock the church up and go have lunch himself. I try to remind myself that she can't help it- Lynn's a single woman on AISH who only has her dog for company the rest of the week so this is her "grown-up social time" and she's reluctant to leave it unfinished.
In preparation for their arrival, I turn my stereo down to half its former volume and switch to a classical radio station. This is my compromise. Lynn is certainly not my only friend who prefers to have the radio off or extremely quiet when we drive together, but she is the only one I refuse to entirely appease. I would like to feign ignorance about why that should be the case, but I know: it's resentment. While giving her a ride to a train station previously Lynn moaned and asked if I always have my radio on, then informed me that I can't hear God's voice if my radio is on. That pissed me off. I gritted my teeth and politely told her that I often find God speaks to me through music, and I leave it on all the time in my car to drown out the mysterious loud sounds my car makes. She made no response to that statement, and I have felt a slightly wicked urge ever since to play something like Chevelle or Demon Hunter as loud as my stereo will go when she gets in my car. Today I resist the urge again.
I pull away from the curb once I make sure Lynn is properly buckled in. As soon as Lynn settles herself, she immediately looks at me with piteous eyes, begins rubbing her temples like she's having a hang-over, and cries, "Oh no! I forgot that you are one of those people who always leaves their stereo on. I just can't take it today- it interrupts my ability to think and concentrate on what I'm saying. Oh can't I please turn it off? Or wait, let me get out and go with Grace- she would let me turn off her stereo." And somewhere inside my head a door slams shut. As if I've left the scene and become some sort of omniscient narrator in a movie, I sit back and watch myself shut down. My hands grip the wheel and I continue driving. I don't respond to her request. I don't say anything at all. When we're several blocks away, I witness myself attempt to employ a very obvious attempt at changing the topic, and duly note that in psychology this would be considered an avoidant communication strategy intended to provide emotional distance from an emotionally-triggering situation. "So Lynn, how's your arm doing?"
Aaaaaand BLAM! Yoshi the turtle is blown out of the water. Mario Cart 4Eva! Well, I guess I'm not an omniscient narrator for my life after all. I didn't see that coming: Lynn shoots my diversion down as soon as I finish saying it. "Faye, I like you. Now, I consider myself to be someone who likes straight-forward communication. Have you noticed that when I ask things of you, you don't actually answer my question? I have a sense of humour, you know. When I asked you for help walking my dog, I was joking. You didn't say whether you would help me, but the next week you asked if I'd thought of tying my dog's leash to my belt. I am not stupid, or inexperienced. I have owned 6 dogs before this one- I know all those dog-walker techniques." I attempted to break in right then with an ill-thought out argument, but fortunately Lynn talked right over top of me. "I have had to learn to ask for and accept help. I find it difficult- before God stripped me of everything, I used to be very independent. The pastor spoke today of the need to forgive and not hold on to bitterness about things. I have had to learn that, too. One time when I was at the Central campus, I asked a lady in the foyer if she knew of anyone living in the NW who might be able to give me a ride home. Rather than saying, 'Yes,' and introducing me to someone she knew, or going off to ask around, or simply saying she wouldn't help me, she proceeded to list all the alternative ways I could get home- cab, city transit, etc. She wasn't actually answering my question, just doing something to make it look like she was being helpful without actually being so."
And then it was Lynn's turn to abruptly change the topic.
Friday afternoon:
I am sitting in our agency's board room with my fellow full-timers as we trudge through hour 7 of our 8 hour training session/meeting. We are given the sobering fact that call volume is down but our send-outs for rescues have gone up. Our team leader's theory on the cause of this statistical oddity is that we're paranoid and freaking out over things that aren't actually emergent. The topic of how to appropriately handle calls where a caller is at risk of self-harm/cutting comes up: "If the person tells you they are not suicidal, they indicate that the self-harm is not life-threatening, and they don't want medical attention, there is no reason to send a rescue. When you do that, you are sending that rescue because it makes you feel better, because it reduces your anxiety about them cutting; it's not because that rescue is actually beneficial for that person, or because sending a rescue is going to magically cause that person to stop cutting as a coping mechanism."
Then the topic switched to how they're changing our contract and need us to be more "flexible" to "meet the needs of the agency". A.k.a. please give up your silly, selfish dreams of having any semblance of a normal schedule where you could do things like sign up for an evening course or fitness class and have a hope of being able to attend 1/2 of the sessions you paid for. By the way, we highly support self-care and professional development activities for our staff.
Harsh words that have the ring of truth. How I hate them. But they're everywhere, knocking on my shell when I'm trying to hide inside and pretend nobody's home, jabbing me in the nose when I come out to bite.
When I engage with people, am I allowing them to be genuine, or trying to control the conversation so my anxiety isn't aroused by another person's expression of need? Why am I feeling anxious about that, anyway?
Because I can't meet the needs of all the people I know.
That's an impossible task. Why am I even trying to do that?
Because I'm trying to be God, rather than just be with Him. Because I'm still lugging around the sorrows I encounter, rather than bringing the sorrows of the world to God for Him to deal with.
It's really hard sometimes to distinguish between what it looks like being a reflection of God versus trying to be God himself.
God, my heart is bleeding all the time. I'm so tired of trying to fix it.
"Turtles?! What...Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa."
-Due South, final episode, sooooo awesome.
Actually, I don't know anything about snapping turtles, so maybe it's a bit presumptuous to write a blog post where I talk about feeling like one, but I'm going to use my imagination and make an attempt anyway.
My not-so-imaginative assumption about turtles in general is that they are prone to withdrawing their head and limbs into the safety of their shell if they are feeling threatened. Um, yeah, that's pretty much been my self portrait since at least the beginning of the fall. I am retreating. Mostly into myself.
My not-so-imaginative assumption about snapping turtles is that they're ornery and will snap at potential threats to discourage predation or attempted stealing of the turtle's resources. Hmmm, have I been reactive lately? The best person to ask is usually Daniel, but he's at work so I'm just going to give you some snap-shots from the last few weeks and you can judge for yourselves.
Christmas Day Dinner with My Sibs:
I have the year's meanest cold, and so does pretty much everyone else. Incredibly, my youngest foster sister, Samantha, actually came to dinner with her boyfriend. Samantha is a human lynx- super quiet, shy, graceful, and nearly impossible to find. Thus, when I ended up seated beside her for supper, I was trying really hard to come up with topics we could chat about that would help her feel welcome and at ease. We ended up on the topic of furbies. I've only ever seen a furbie once, so to keep the conversation going I was trying to relate an amusing 2nd hand story of furbie destruction. "Faye," my sister Melanie complains loudly from across the room, "you're doing a terrible job of telling that story. Please stop." Melanie does not bother offering an alternative, more entertaining version of the story; rather, disaster averted, she returns to her nap. Thank you, Melanie, for that constructive feed-back.
Pre New Years Eve Dinner with a Few of My Sibs:
I still have the year's meanest cold, and so does pretty much everyone else. I am physically exhausted and really just want to be at home snuggled in cosy blankets and watching some sort of happy-endinged children's movie, but Val and Dwayne will only be here for a short time so Dan and I accepted Val's dinner invite and I am doing my best to be sociable. I am in the midst of telling a story when Melanie interrupts, "Faye, you are making that the most boring story ever." Looking back, I can't even remember what the story was about so she was probably right, but at the time my pride was stinging so I threw a spoonful of potatoes at Melanie's face. They make a very satisfying "splat" when they hit her cheek. Nevertheless, I feel myself melting inwards a bit more. I'm quiet for the rest of the night.
New Year's Eve Day, at work:
Work is dead. We're fully staffed and maybe getting a call an hour. The calls we're getting could be answered by a trained monkey: "Excuse me, what is the number for the Mustard Seed?" All around me, my co-workers are exchanging stories about their Christmas experiences, future or current academic aspirations, travel plans, and favourite you-tube videos and pintrist items. I am reading a book. I read for 8 hours, then go home and have a nice dinner with Daniel, watch a comedy, and try to extinguish underlying feelings of guilt about enjoying myself while Sijie continues to sleep in her guest room 23 hours a day trying to fight off migraines and discouragement about still being stranded in our house.
Last Sunday afternoon:
I pull my car up to the curb in front of the church I attend. I wait impatiently for Daniel and our friend Lynn to get out of the church and get in the car so we can hopefully get back to our house to serve lunch to our guests before all said guests get there before us. Lynn just can't be rushed. She has her own sense of time and that sense doesn't seem to notice that she's the last person in the church, still talking to the Young Adult pastor, who is hoping to lock the church up and go have lunch himself. I try to remind myself that she can't help it- Lynn's a single woman on AISH who only has her dog for company the rest of the week so this is her "grown-up social time" and she's reluctant to leave it unfinished.
In preparation for their arrival, I turn my stereo down to half its former volume and switch to a classical radio station. This is my compromise. Lynn is certainly not my only friend who prefers to have the radio off or extremely quiet when we drive together, but she is the only one I refuse to entirely appease. I would like to feign ignorance about why that should be the case, but I know: it's resentment. While giving her a ride to a train station previously Lynn moaned and asked if I always have my radio on, then informed me that I can't hear God's voice if my radio is on. That pissed me off. I gritted my teeth and politely told her that I often find God speaks to me through music, and I leave it on all the time in my car to drown out the mysterious loud sounds my car makes. She made no response to that statement, and I have felt a slightly wicked urge ever since to play something like Chevelle or Demon Hunter as loud as my stereo will go when she gets in my car. Today I resist the urge again.
I pull away from the curb once I make sure Lynn is properly buckled in. As soon as Lynn settles herself, she immediately looks at me with piteous eyes, begins rubbing her temples like she's having a hang-over, and cries, "Oh no! I forgot that you are one of those people who always leaves their stereo on. I just can't take it today- it interrupts my ability to think and concentrate on what I'm saying. Oh can't I please turn it off? Or wait, let me get out and go with Grace- she would let me turn off her stereo." And somewhere inside my head a door slams shut. As if I've left the scene and become some sort of omniscient narrator in a movie, I sit back and watch myself shut down. My hands grip the wheel and I continue driving. I don't respond to her request. I don't say anything at all. When we're several blocks away, I witness myself attempt to employ a very obvious attempt at changing the topic, and duly note that in psychology this would be considered an avoidant communication strategy intended to provide emotional distance from an emotionally-triggering situation. "So Lynn, how's your arm doing?"
Aaaaaand BLAM! Yoshi the turtle is blown out of the water. Mario Cart 4Eva! Well, I guess I'm not an omniscient narrator for my life after all. I didn't see that coming: Lynn shoots my diversion down as soon as I finish saying it. "Faye, I like you. Now, I consider myself to be someone who likes straight-forward communication. Have you noticed that when I ask things of you, you don't actually answer my question? I have a sense of humour, you know. When I asked you for help walking my dog, I was joking. You didn't say whether you would help me, but the next week you asked if I'd thought of tying my dog's leash to my belt. I am not stupid, or inexperienced. I have owned 6 dogs before this one- I know all those dog-walker techniques." I attempted to break in right then with an ill-thought out argument, but fortunately Lynn talked right over top of me. "I have had to learn to ask for and accept help. I find it difficult- before God stripped me of everything, I used to be very independent. The pastor spoke today of the need to forgive and not hold on to bitterness about things. I have had to learn that, too. One time when I was at the Central campus, I asked a lady in the foyer if she knew of anyone living in the NW who might be able to give me a ride home. Rather than saying, 'Yes,' and introducing me to someone she knew, or going off to ask around, or simply saying she wouldn't help me, she proceeded to list all the alternative ways I could get home- cab, city transit, etc. She wasn't actually answering my question, just doing something to make it look like she was being helpful without actually being so."
And then it was Lynn's turn to abruptly change the topic.
Friday afternoon:
I am sitting in our agency's board room with my fellow full-timers as we trudge through hour 7 of our 8 hour training session/meeting. We are given the sobering fact that call volume is down but our send-outs for rescues have gone up. Our team leader's theory on the cause of this statistical oddity is that we're paranoid and freaking out over things that aren't actually emergent. The topic of how to appropriately handle calls where a caller is at risk of self-harm/cutting comes up: "If the person tells you they are not suicidal, they indicate that the self-harm is not life-threatening, and they don't want medical attention, there is no reason to send a rescue. When you do that, you are sending that rescue because it makes you feel better, because it reduces your anxiety about them cutting; it's not because that rescue is actually beneficial for that person, or because sending a rescue is going to magically cause that person to stop cutting as a coping mechanism."
Then the topic switched to how they're changing our contract and need us to be more "flexible" to "meet the needs of the agency". A.k.a. please give up your silly, selfish dreams of having any semblance of a normal schedule where you could do things like sign up for an evening course or fitness class and have a hope of being able to attend 1/2 of the sessions you paid for. By the way, we highly support self-care and professional development activities for our staff.
Harsh words that have the ring of truth. How I hate them. But they're everywhere, knocking on my shell when I'm trying to hide inside and pretend nobody's home, jabbing me in the nose when I come out to bite.
When I engage with people, am I allowing them to be genuine, or trying to control the conversation so my anxiety isn't aroused by another person's expression of need? Why am I feeling anxious about that, anyway?
Because I can't meet the needs of all the people I know.
That's an impossible task. Why am I even trying to do that?
Because I'm trying to be God, rather than just be with Him. Because I'm still lugging around the sorrows I encounter, rather than bringing the sorrows of the world to God for Him to deal with.
It's really hard sometimes to distinguish between what it looks like being a reflection of God versus trying to be God himself.
God, my heart is bleeding all the time. I'm so tired of trying to fix it.
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